Tooth

If she’s missing one tooth it isn’t always a deal breaker for me. But it really depends on where the gaping hole is located. If it’s off to the side there’s a lot more of a chance that I’ll let her hang around. Now, if it’s right up front and she presses her tongue up against the hole every time she smiles, that will probably turn me off. Not always, but probably.

Now, if she has a great story for why her tooth had to be removed, then I might be able to look past it, but still the tongue pushing through would kill it for me. That’s just gross. Maybe her tooth was knocked out in a fight the night before while she was saving a baby from a tiger. Or maybe she did it on a dare to win $50. These are reasons I might accept. But, if it’s due to neglect or rot…I’m always down for that.

There just isn’t much in this world hotter than a 20-something chick missing teeth due to her own bad hygiene or laziness. She just needs to keep that body in check and I don’t care about her teeth. As long as it’s not a problem for her to eat some and stay alive, I don’t really care about her tooth holes. It’s hot. A chick with little to no teeth.

I’ll take them any way, but I prefer them toothless. That way it doesn’t break the skin when they bite you.