A little advice or Why my sister called me a slut

When the sister of the girl you've been making out with comes up to you, while her sister isn't there, and starts kissing you, run like hell. These are not the actions of a sane person and if you can't see it at the moment, you will for sure find out in a few days. And by all means don't sleep with her the same day that you've already made out with her sister. And especially don't do anything with the girl, kiss her, sleep with her, even look at her, if you know that she has a serious marriage proposal that she's considering. You don't want to deal with that, even if she's the hottest thing you've seen in four months and she's throwing herself at you. Look deeper my friend, look deeper into those big crazy eyes of hers. Look in those pools of twisted desire and see if that's where you really want to be. You may think that because she has a marriage proposal that she's considering she won't be looking for anything serious and you're not in harms way but look again my dear misguided friend because she doesn't really care about the proposal as much as you think. It's only her safety net and if you're not careful she'll mistake you for a better option of a safety net.

Remember, she may look like a perfect choice because of that short skirt, those perfect long legs, the big eyes and the sly smirk but look again because why is it that she's smiling with lips closed? Look closer. Yeah you see it now don't you? She's missing some teeth. Not the ones right up front, the obvious ones. One or two on either side of her upper teeth. Enough to make you think about that each and every time she gets close to you and wants another kiss. You think you can distract yourself with focusing on her beautiful legs or that you can look past a person missing a couple teeth because you can see the beauty inside of people. Ha, don't be an asshole. That's what you're going to think about every time you think about her, whether it's with her clothes on or off, she's always going to be missing a couple teeth.

Then again, if you haven't gotten any in four months....it's your choice. I'd probably do it too, although the next time I'd think a little bit more about it.